Regarding your dilemma over whether or not to go to university, don’t worry about that or about your critics!

If you never go to university, but wade through the blood and guts of thousands of maimed and murdered citizens, you could still become Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland as mass murderer IRA Leader and Director of IRA Terrorism Martin McGuinness did.

Martin McGuinness as Terrorist

You could still get a state funeral from the Catholic Church as cuddly chuckly Martin did while victims of his many atrocities – such as nearby Claudy – were still awaiting truth and reconciliation from him.

Martin McGuinness’ Claudy Bombing Victims

Mass murder and maiming are no obstacle to high office in Northern Ireland.

Gerry Adams was ‘nivver’ a member of a university – he’s been elected multiple times to partitionist parliaments north and south and has multiple pensions to prove it.

Gerry IRA Adams

He was leader of Sinn Féin and the IRA for decades and ‘nivver’ set foot in a university.

POTUS with the IRA

He’ll be designated Irish Ambassador to the United States when Sinn Féin rise to government in the Republic of Ireland shortly.

Jean McConville – Executed and Disappeared by the IRA

Blowing off the pesky whiff of cordite, gelignite, summary executions, disappeared corpses and mass murder and bombings and whatnot, Gerry has still done well for himself without a university education.

Cuddly Gerry Adams

Colum “the north” Eastwood went to England – among the Sassenachs! – seeking an education but flunked out of the University of Liverpool.

Colum The Knife Eastwood

Colum The Dropout managed to knife university educated Dr. Alasdair McDonnell for the leadership of the SDLP – who needs an education to secure the public’s votes and lead a political party in Northern Ireland?

Colum “the north” Eastwood at INLA funeral

And the odd nod to the paramilitaries did Colum no harm either…

You could grow up to be like Gerry Kelly!

Gerry Kelly’s Playground University

Bomb London unsuccessfully, get captured, get repatriated to Northern Ireland, shoot a prison officer though the head while escaping from gaol, get captured (once more) with cuddly Bik McFarlane in Amsterdam on top of a ton of weapons, ammo and gelly [in an ASU – Active Service Unit] obviously on a mission to murder Ambassadors and Brits – get a Royal Pardon and then negotiate OTR letters for your fellow terrorists from a willing British government…

Chief Constable of the PSNI

And then end up on a Policing Board with oversight of the Chief Constable of the Police Service of Northern Ireland with whom you never even have to cooperate!

Gerry Kelly Negotiating with the PSNI

By the way, Joel, this is how you negotiate with the PSNI – grab them by the landrovers…

Look at unrepentant unapologetic Michelle O’Neill – from a rocky start and no university education to rise – unchallenged – to become Deputy Leader of Sinn Féin and later Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland pontificating to the people about responsibilities that needn’t even apply to her!

Michelle and the COVID Rebels

Not having a university education so that you don’t understand your responsibilities to the wider community is a definite plus in Northern Ireland…

One warning, Joel – while Catholic/Nationalist voters will vote in droves for unrepentant IRA murderers and bombers, it appears that Protestant Unionist Loyalists won’t vote in any droves for unrepentant UDA/UVD/UFF/RHC murderers and bombers – so you have to choose a side…

If you want to be a terrorist and get on in Northern Ireland, better kick with the left foot – that way you can even pick up a posse of churchmen (Protestant or Catholic) to praise you…

Catholic Archbishop poses with unrepentant IRA Terrorist Leader & Mass Murderer

Finally, Northern Ireland is largely peopled by sanctimonious hypocrites, Joel – do your own thing!

Stephen Farry sups with Self-Confessed IRA Volunteers

Joel Keys – Advice to a Young Loyalist – The Irish Peace Process